Holy Shit! - Jazz phase (7") #2006

More ugly and gashed up spazzcore from these dairyland miscreations. If this is their jazz phase as the record's title states it's more of a free jazz out-sound squall freekout that maybe not even Miles, Ornette and Sun Ra all hanging out together could've imagined than some Van Morrison record of the 90's, the new Diane Krall or any given Steely Dan record bullshit I get subjected to whenever I decide to check out Jazz night at my hometown brew pub. Slithery dirges erupt in to unhallowed panic attacks. Take something like, oh...let's say THE NEOS and throw it in a bucket of old anti-freeze then twist it and drink what is wrung out (I suggest a kerosene chaser). Disorientation and staggering are to be expected. If conditions persist for more than length of the record, flip it over and play it again.

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Holy Shit! - I hate banks


Tracklist:

a1. Self civil war
a2. Fire alarm
a3. Great disappearing act
a4. Chuck #2

b1. I hate banks
b2. Ruin everything
b3. Who are you waving yer flag at?
b4. Asbestos life
b5. Hammer-on party
b6. Kool-aid party

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